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Showing posts with label new year. Show all posts

2.11.2017

Wow

So here we are again. I've, somehow, missed another entire year on this skeletal corpse of a blog. I suppose the lesson I should learn from this, we all should learn, is just how fleeting time is and how quickly it will turn us all into skeletal corpses and we really shouldn't wait around because things like 2016 could happen and then the world will actually be in a little bit of trouble and possibly some big trouble, which of course it always was, but now it is to us as well and that's different.

Oh, and a couple of Star Wars films came out, too, that was nice. They were both nice. So that was interesting.

Here's something I made earlier this morning (I haven't slept yet) in MS Paint with only one erase stroke:


This may or may not serve as the crest for this bleeding hole where once was an internet site. The items are, left to right, top to bottom, a severed left hand, a bunch of ripe bananas, a bell pepper, and a cartwheel. On the left is a bear who is standing on a box to get the helmeted person and on the right is one of those skinny lion-dragons medieval folk were all so fond of. Thank you all for watching, and please, do something important, because I sure didn't.

1.10.2015

Sayings

Dare I? Dare I compose another post? I somehow missed the entire years of 2013 and 2014. I kind of wish I slipped one right in at the end there, right before January. But alas, I had forgotten about this blog yet again. Well, this won't be long, but I thought I'd say something.

Farcry 3 turned out great, as we all know. I enjoyed it, but still haven't beaten the story yet. Mass Effect 3's ending was a trainwreck, apparently. I still loved the game, the ending less so, but I think it was better than 2. The first ME game is probably still my favorite.

Destiny has also received a lot of mixed press. I like it a lot, but I agree that the story makes no sense, the missions are repetitive, and the end-game loot grind is literally punishing, especially with The Dark Below. Why that doesn't bother me is I haven't even finished the story, I prefer the Crucible, Destiny's version of Halo Matchmaking. That is a barrel of monkeys, fun monkeys. And I'm only level 25 because I play so casually that I may never get into that final grind for exotics. Though of course I do want some. It did take me this long just to finally get a rare sniper rifle, even though all the rest of my weapons and armor have been rare for a few levels, just because the loot algorithms or whatchamacallits (that's actually a word?!) are so bad that early on in the game you could decode an engram and actually just get two items of a lower rarity than the engram you turned in, or so I heard. I wasn't paying that much attention. I've been busy with work and boring adult things. Like writing my book (which isn't boring or adult). All that said, with the level advantages supposedly nullified in the Crucible, any advantage given by loot is probably surmountable by having an edge in skill, teamwork, and a little luck. Unfortunately, I am almost always severely lacking in all three categories. Regardless, it remains fun.

I got The Long Dark for Christmas from a wonderful friend. It's an indie survival game on Steam in Early Access (wow a lot has changed since I last posted). In it, you do not fight zombies or other people, but wolves, the cold, and hunger. So far, it is extremely enjoyable. I barely survived one wolf attack, with 14% health and decreasing as I was bleeding out. I limped back into the house I had just proudly stamped out of after having successfully cooked myself a warm breakfast, sat by the fire which was still burning, and bandaged myself and applied antiseptic. I also drank some water as I was thirsty. Unfortunately, I had my inventory categorized by weight, and clicked on "non-potable water" by accident, since the potable kind was usually on top. I contracted dysentery immediately. Luckily, I had picked up some antibiotics (this was day 4), and I had to drink a half gallon of clean water, and sleep for ten hours. After that debacle, I focused on regrouping, repairing clothing, etc. in a nearby gas station I had found. I also found a hatchet hiding under some barrels or something (finally). The next in-game morning, I stepped outside, flare equipped to scare off any wolves, and saw a car not 20 feet from a new house. I saw no wolves, got in the car, searched it, and got out. Between the car and the house, I got killed by a wolf. It was extremely frustrating and I can't wait until I play it again.

Since I last posted I probably also played Dark Souls. I didn't get very far at all, and they have a sequel now, but that was very good as well.

Well, it's 3 am, and I have work tomorrow. Who knows if it will be another 2 or 3 years before I post again? I shudder to think what may happen by then.

Farewell faithful spambots and accidental human visitors, and, what was it I used to say? Oh yeah. Beware the pink mist. Or something. Read Penny Arcade. Watch Interstellar. Play The Long Dark. Go on a hike. See old friends. Eat something delicious. Do something new and uncomfortable. If you're an artist, don't wait for inspiration. Just do it. If you're not an artist, ask yourself why. If it's a lack of talent, know that talent is largely a word used by people too lazy to put in the time to become talented. I know because I'm lazy. But it's worth the effort. Make time. You can. Birds.

12.31.2008

2008 TZ Acting Awards

Here are the Twilight Zone Acting and Movies Awards for 2008, with your host, Krakenkiller!
From now on, every year I will choose which Actors/Actresses/Movies I think deserve the "Kraken" award, which is awarded for excellence in acting.

Here are the categories:
Action/Drama:

Best Actor:
Christian Bale (The Dark Knight)
Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man)
Tom Cruise (Valkyrie)
Sylvester Stallone (Rambo)
Daniel Craig (Quantum Of Solace)

Best Supporting Actor:
Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Special Effects:
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Hancock

Best Picture:
Iron Man
The Dark Knight

Comedy:

Best Actor:
Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder)
Jim Carrey (Yes Man)
Steve Carrel (Get Smart)
Matthew McConaughey (Fool's Gold)

Best Actress:
Kate Hudson (Fool's Gold)
Anne Hathaway (Get Smart)

Best Supporting Actors:
Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder)
Jack Black (Tropic Thunder)

Best Picture:
Get Smart
Tropic Thunder

p.s. I will announce the winners in a few days. If you have any suggestions for nomination, say so in a comment. Don't get angry at me if I haven't nominated anyone or any movie you like, it is due to the lack of seriousness, and lack of time. I simply don't watch all genres of movies, only these genres with a few exceptions. I don't get paid for watching movies, although I should. Maybe I should put a pay-pal donate button up.

p.p.s Happy New Year! (in 29 minutes)

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
Bounty Hunter from the Metroid Prime series

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