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4.08.2009

Set Sail for Fail!


For the first time in 200 years, a ship flying the American flag was seized by pirates. This just shows how far this pirate problem has gone. The crew fought and took back the ship, but the captain is still a captive of the Somali pirates. 

Now is a great time for mercenaries and bounty hunters, with these nebulous enemies, the government wants deniable assets to take down ringleaders who are hiding in areas where a full military assault might not be wise. So, if any of you are considering being a Mattias Nilson or a Boba Fett, now's the time; especially with the "rewards for justice" the U.S. govt. has going.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

so pirates is not just a ride at Disneyland anymore, huh? SUCKS!

Anonymous said...

Hey, here is more news on this story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090410/ap_on_re_af/piracy

Anonymous said...

So now our US Navy is stalking the pirates. What? Just BOMB them!

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE53A1LP20090411

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
Bounty Hunter from the Metroid Prime series

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