Headline: Illegal Immigrant Found With Monkey In Tow

Tuesday, a possibly mentally retarded girl named Dora was caught crossing the border with a monkey and a boy. The boy escaped as Dora yelled "Go Diego, go!". She refused to give up her backpack, claiming that the border patrol was going to interrogate it. After debating the pack's sentience, the patrol discovered that, among other things such as an overly simplistic map, there was marijuana contained in the pack. The officers were about to confiscate the contraband when a fox like creature with a headband "swiped" it away. The only information gained from the interrogation of the bilingual child was that simply yelling "swiper no swiping" at the fox would have averted the fiasco. The boy was found in the desert a few hours later riding a scooter. The detainment methods for the children are being decided, and the monkey was sent to the zoo. The fox was tracked down and shot.

Krakenkiller- Finally, we won't have that annoying show on anymore.