Spongebob is human ancestor!

Now I've heard it all. According to "scientists", our nervous systems came from sponges. That's right, sponges. First, they tell us we came from monkeys. Now they say our brains came from sea sponges. One question: how did the sponge get in the monkey's head? Did they live in a pineapple under the sea? Or how 'bout like in POTC 3: "Nobody move... I dropped my brain".

Here's the link to this ridiculously absurd story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278696,00.html